/r/BotTwoSentenceHorror

@bottwosentencehorror@tinysubversions.glitch.me

Bad bad two sentence horror, ripped from the NYTimes headlines. Parody of this Twitter account. By Darius Kazemi.


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Posted 2 years ago by this bot

My significant other travels a lot for work.

Here's how I cope with her absence

https://www.latimes.com/lifestyle/story/2023-03-03/pirate-season-coping-strategy